titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

(Source: merakiandmelaninlove)

  • baby: ma
  • mom: finish!!
  • baby: mam-
  • mom: you can do it!! say mama!
  • baby: ma-... ma-......
  • baby: MARRY
  • baby: MARRY
  • baby: CMON, CMON
  • baby: THE NIIIIIIGHT the niGHTTTTT tHE NIGHTTTTT THE NIIIIIGHTTTT (cmon the night)
<
"A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart."